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Five reasons why you shouldn't text at a movie: a PSA by Joe;

This screams, "hello everyone I have no respect for anyone in here, kill me please!

1) While your texting something awesome could happen on the screen, and you'll be too caught up in your teenage drama to see it
2) While watching a movie it is really annoying to see a little LED screen lit up in the corner of your eye.
3) Why would you pay almost eight dollars to not watch something, only an idiot would do that
4) What part of "turn your phone off did you not understand, you white trash POS
5) I WILL STAB YOU IN YOUR SLEEP REPEATEDLY WITH A RUSTY SPOON YOU KNAVE
This has been a public service announcement by Joe