Saturday, September 8, 2012

The Dark Knight Rises...2?

My suggestion for a sequel to The Dark Rises.

*Spoilers*
The Trailer:
Bane survives the events of the previous movie. He intends to seek revenge on Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle so he in pursuit of him (still doing an unexplained British accent. Am I the only person that thought it was weird that a guy who spent his entire life in a prison hole in India does NOT have an Indian accent? But I digress)
 Whilst on a plane ride to Italy, he tries to drink an in-flight soda but can't figure out to drink it with the mask on. He then sees the psychotic Dr. Jonathan Crane (The Scarecrow) who reveals that he believed Bane dead and had him cloned many times. The real Bane looks around the plane and faints comically. He wakes up in the ships cargo hold surrounded by at least ten other Banes. One of the Banes tells him that they are going to kill a mob target on the flight. Bane *gulps loudly* says "Let's do this!"
The Screen fades to black.
Tagline: There are too many monkey-fighting Banes on this monkey-fighting plane.

Name of the Movie: The Dark Knight Rises 2: Banes on a Plane.
(Also Batman has the nipple-suit again and only appears in flashbacks.)

IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYONE AT A PRODUCTION COMPANY LET ME KNOW! LET'S GET THIS MASTERPIECE OPTIONED!

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